“If you really love music, you have to buy Vinyl, YOU HAVE TOO!” implores lead singer of The Foshays, Harry Blessing. “If you stream even one song off the internet, you’re literally taking a big fat stinky dump on all artists and musicians in the world! So stop it now!” Literally? “Yeah I said what I meant…” Harry continues on his soap box “…like, did you know that every time a song is streamed on Spotify the artist makes about $0.003 to $0.005 per stream, and a baby puppy is sacrificed on an unholy alter within darkest halls of the music industry? Did you?” Now Harry I don’t think that’s… “I happen to LOVE PUPPIES and I will protect them with all my heart, and that’s why I buy vinyl, and not groceries!” Yeah we got you Harry! Groceries?-“YUCK!”
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